The Second Chance Saloon: Feel The Noise (2007)

My latest journey in to the depths of the IMDB.com bottom one hundred is 2007’s Feel The Noise, ranked at number eighty and yet another star vehicle picture. This time it is the turn of Omarion, former lead singer of the early 2000’s R&B group B2K. Portraying Rob, a struggling Harlem rapper who becomes an…

The Second Chance Saloon: Gigli (2003)

This week’s Second Chance Saloon adventure comes in the form of the eighty-ninth worst movie ever made, 2003’s cinematic disaster Gigli. Starring the romantic pairing of the moment Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, the film details the kidnapping by Larry Gigli (Affleck) and Ricki (Lopez) of the younger brother of a federal attorney in order…

The Second Chance Saloon: Glitter (2001)

Let me get one thing straight, I love Mariah Carey. I am partial to a diva and in my formative years they didn’t come much bigger than she. ‘Hero’ is one of my top five go to shower songs, and I have been known to listen to Miss Carey’s version of Hark! The Herald Angels…

The Second Chance Saloon: From Justin To Kelly (2003)

Venture number two in to the cesspit of IMDb.com’s bottom one hundred movies brings me this week to what they have decided is the fourteenth worst film of all time, 2003’s From Justin To Kelly. In a misguided attempt to milk the American Idol cash cow for all it was worth, the film stars the…

The Second Chance Saloon: Simon Sez (1999)

Welcome to the first instalment of The Second Chance Saloon, a venture in which I attempt to do psychological harm to myself by watching, in no particular order, the one hundred films that IMDB.com have deemed to be the worst ever made. Today’s treat, coming in at number seventy-four on the ‘bottom list’, is 1999’s Simon…

Introducing: The Second Chance Saloon

There are some weeks that I either cannot make it to the cinema, don’t feel like compiling a top ten, or simply don’t fancy any of the recent releases but still want to write. I have been thinking about what new feature I could add to the blog and decided, like many others do, to…